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100 IMPROVEMENTS.
[AVAILABLE SINCE: 15 MARCH, 2002]
I did a brief survey of this site and, upon inspection,realized
it was lacking. Lacking in what, I wasn't sure - and that's
where the work began. I drew up a plan for vast improvement. New
themes, stronger ideas, better footholds for my readers.
I hope you share even 10% of my excitement over these potential
changes, or even .00000001% of my love for exhausting lists. And,
if you meet both of those requirements, or any number of other
requirements I've kept hidden from you for your own personal safety,
I think you'll appreciate the new additions and improvements to
tremble.com. Feel free to expect more:
- choppers
- cat fights
- stank
- jelly bellies
- spin-kicks
- poisonous snakes
- spiked bats
- sex with strangers
- indecision
- dark chocolate
- Philly soul
- misheard lyrics
- Carvel crunchies
- flying saucer sightings
- Bigfoot lore
- invincible toad style
- McDonald's birthday parties
- petting zoos
- haunted hayrides
- dirty swears
- malfeasance
- high-class comedy
- dicklicks
- henna tattoos
- balderdash
- hard salami
- baby frogs in soda cups
- polite nods
- phantom taps
- double-neck guitar solos
- battle rhymes
- pilates
- cold snap
- real-time haircuts
- missed deadlines
- upskirt shots
- loop-de-loops
- Bubble Yum urban myth
- ideas for tofu
- commitment issues
- reasons to get krunked up
- making you scream my name two times, like pelle pelle
- uncomfortable silences
- Korean war re-enactments
- unwelcome rock reunions
- links to eugenemirman.com (that little baby's singing his ass off!!)
- lady-apples
- winking allusions to lady-apples
- fake German accents
- teddy bear dinner theater
- yammering
- pepperoni pizza rolls
- stage-fright
- genteel behavior
- ponchos fabricated from hemp
- shortness of breath
- trips to the potato bar
- pork sausages, please
- consternations
- pen pal balloon launch picnics
- beastmaster fan fiction
- Russian dissident acrobats
- stomach cramps
- polypeptides
- ego-crushing bon mots
- Firenza sportswear
- cash, money, hos (but not necessarily in that order)
- more Fleer, less Topps
- chapped lips
- inside-out Steely Dan t-shirts
- yarrgh
- patooie
- and pffffft!
- beautiful things in suspicious-looking packages
- pre-meditated panache
- unauthorized berry picking
- pubescent sweat
- zombie powder
- lux interiors
- Asian hatchet gangs
- magic snakes
- solid gold platinum series special release director's cut collector editions
- imitative style
- recycled high school literary magazine stories
- unicorn stickers
- exit strategies
- tones on tail
- Polack jokes
- excuses, excuses, excuses
- notes from home
- monster ball
- coasting by on charm and fast fingers
- 100% Vermont maple syrup-style syrup
- peppermint wind when arms go flap
- cracklin
- free swim
- Google search results
- credit in the straight world
- phony interviews
- rock beating scissors, paper, and any other takers
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