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favorite
son
three
the hard way
pornography:
god's little miracle
paradise
island
from
russia with love, without limbs
letter
from the editor
the
man who loved cat dancing
mystery
tran
sexus,
plexus, nexxus humectress
spank
my wife - please!
love:
say it with flowers, cryptic letters, and a high-powered rifle
premature
ejaculation: the quick and the sleepy
porn
in the USA
catch
socks: vials of life
pigs
in an afghan: sex at your parents' house
sissy
porn and the single man
the
great leap backwards
buyer
beware
public
demonstration and other inalienable rights
armed
to the teeth: shooting blanks in disco heaven
remembering
the has-been millennium
si
j'executais le zoo
stoop
to conquer
analyze
this...please
portrait
of the artist as a young no-talent
naughty
girls need love too
i'll
have what she's having
if
i only had a brain
to
the lite house
modern
health
bruce
springsteen and the death of cool
almost-dead
my
dinner with me
wild
in the streets
straw
dog
SALON
dear
diary - diaryland.com and shrugging off of irony
joining
the mod squad
NEW TIMES
specially selected digital versions of record reviews culled
from this alternative weekly paper, out of multiple cities across
our wide nation.
"using
the force" - feature story about afu-ra
missy
elliott - "under construction" record review
the
x-ecutioners - "built from scratch" record review
n*e*r*d
- "in search of" record review
cornelius
- "point" record review
dmx
- "the great depression" record review
FILM THREAT
"the
rules of attraction" - film review
"friday
after next" - film review
"house
of 1000 corpses - film review"
HERMENAUT
huis
clos partie deux: no exit, act II
that
darn drunk!
AMAZON.COM
highlights from a sea of editorial (i.e. paid and not crazy-customer)
music reviews that would feel funny cataloguing entirely.
word,
sound, power
notorious
b.i.g. "ready to die" record review
they
might be giants "flood" record review
pras
"ghetto superstar" record review
pete
rock and cl smooth "mecca and the soul brother" record
review
b-52s
"cosmic thing" record review
ll
cool j "phenomenon" record review
THE-N / NOGGIN
dealing with it - when it gets hectic: how to make time for everything
[link no longer available]
check
it - your first date date
BREAKUP GIRL
love
rocks: mix tapes 2000
cooking
instructions for a grillside romance
ETC.
modern
humorist - 'poster boy'
mcsweeney's
- 'today the toll-booth attendant felt chatty
request magazine - 'room self-service' (my journey to an hourly
rate motel) [link no longer available]
girlcomic.net
- 'token male' april 2002 (male vanity)
girlcomic.net
- 'token male' september 2001 (mrmanboy.com meeting notes)
jest
magazine - 'a near-perfect game of mad libs'
the
morning news – 'the great pupkin'
the
onion – 'say something funny'
fresh
yarn - 'my racist aunt' [originally appeared in rougher form
on tremble.com]
fresh
yarn – 'a man of great principles'
after
dinner - 'my sickness'
tattle
tales - 'the little boner that changed the boy'
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