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THE LOQUACIOUS TOLL-BOOTH ATTENDANT
[AVAILABLE SINCE: 18 JULY, 2001]
8:32 AM
"Heading North?"
8:57 AM
"Nevada! We don't get too many from -- "
9:12 AM
"Guess how tall I am. OK, maybe next time."
10:03 AM
"A lot of people heading north today. What's -- "
10:58 AM
"New haircut?"
12:09 PM
"Hot dog! The Yellowhammer State!"
12:45 PM
"Bet you can't guess my height - no one ever has. C'mon. Give it a shot. OK,
I understand. Well, think about - "
1:52 PM
"Another Nevada plate. Say, do you know someone who drives a silver
Hyundai Sona -- "
2:01 PM
"50 pennies! Guess it's my lucky day, huh? Oh - OK, seeya around!"
2:23 PM
"Wanna see a picture of my nephew? Well, suit yourself!"
2:58 PM
"You're left headlight's out. Oh, I didn't know you knew. Drive...safely. "
3:33 PM
"What's going on here? Is it 'Nevada Day' or what? Ha. Inside
joke. (sorry)."
3:50 PM
"Cocksucker."*
3:59 PM
"Five-foot eight. Surprised?"
*[represents internal monologue]
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