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THE BOY WITH PERPETUAL NERVOUSNESS.
My life has always enjoyed a rich balance between passion and gripping,
paralyzing fear.It only made sense, then, that I endeavor to plot
it along an easy-to-read timeline. Have a nice time with me.
1971: BORN
worshipped:
mommy, daddy
feared:
light, doctors
1978: 7 YEARS OLD
worshipped:
Spider-Man, Mazinga, Popeye, Harry Houdini, Krofft Superstars
(except for that
show with Jim Nabors and Ruth Buzzi which, even at my age,
I found both amateurish and cloying.)
feared:
death, breathing underwater
1981: 10 YEARS OLD
worshipped:
Reggie Jackson, Ron Cey, Boba-Fett, Steve Martin, The Garfield
Treasury, clean white paper, Mad Magazine
feared:
girls, twelve year-old boys with fire crackers, pop flies to left
field
1985: 14 YEARS OLD
worshipped:
an inherited idea of god, girls, Fangoria, LL cool J, David Lynch,
Billy and the Boingers, strong anti-perspirant
feared:
being seen naked, my older sister, public restrooms
1989: 18 YEARS OLD
worshipped:
Mitch Easter, Lou Reed, Black Francis, Kids in the Hall, O.C.
and Stiggs, Kurt Vonnegut, Woody Allen, The Adventures of Ralph
Snart
feared:
getting caught
1991: 20 YEARS OLD
worshipped:
Calvin Johnson, Francis Bacon, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Jennifer
Shields, Groucho Marx
feared:
1993, male pattern baldness, the inevitability of AIDS (didn't
we all, until we found out that heterosexuals without drug problems
are invincible once again?)
1995: 24 YEARS OLD
worshipped:
cin-l list-serv, New York City, Wallace Stevens, onion bagels,
Yo La Tengo
feared:
auto repairs, new york city, commitment
2001: 30 YEARS OLD
worship:
the Criterion collection, Kool Keith, allmusic.com, the texture
of my cats' noses, Tony Hawk Pro Skater 1-3, unlimited ride
metro cards, pulled pork, full-sour pickles, Stewart's root beer
fear:
clean, white paper
2003: 32 YEARS OLD
worship:
you!!!
fear:
repercussions
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