Rather than continue to make myself angry wondering how so many people are willing to (enthusiastically, passionately) ignore reality...rather than hurt the property value on this website by writing one thousand vitriolic and inexpertly informed words on the subject...rather than cynically pray that someone with a possibly loving family and a somewhat significant civic responsibility is discovered to have aborted a child from an extra-marital affair, or that the former mayor of my city gets Cloverfielded...I think today I'll just post some very childish images:

OK. That'll do, pig.