Enough about me. My pal, Bob Powers, recently started writing for the very funny comedy news website, 236.com. Today, the NY Times' "Laugh Lines" blog re-printed one of Bob's pieces for 236.com, and I think you should read it. It's called Ted Turner's Ornery-isms, and it's top-notch. (I realize that was a million URLs at once. I hope I haven't blown your minds.)