...I will at least die happy knowing I've contributed to the public embarrassment of Mad Money host, Jim Cramer. Apparently, the most recent RADAR 100 list made its way to the offices of CNBC:

(please enjoy this video for the fleeting, precious moments before it's taken down in accordance with a legal threat.)

I have it admit it kind of tickled me to hear a pair of buttoned-up financial talk show hosts read aloud stuff from this list, especially item #50: "This party reminds me of 9/11." There were so many things to choose from, so I really can't believe they chose that.