I have once again collaborated with the very funny Mike Sacks, Ted Travelstead, and Jason Roeder for another "RADAR 100." This one was even more fun than the first, and I'm honestly happier with the results. From the October issue of RADAR, here's "This is Awkward: 100 Ice Breakers to Avoid."

I'll also post my "didn't make the cut" list of ice-breakers later. For now, enjoy the winners; losers come second.

Also, after months of having no way to reach me, I've finally fixed the "contact" page to handle all of your most pressing issues. Thanks for alerting me to that fact, Mr. Slauson.