Here's something: the new issue of RADAR magazine features a "RADAR 100" list I co-wrote with three other very funny gentlemen. It's called 100 Reasons You're Still Single. See if you can pick out the ones I wrote. Seriously, let me know if you can because I honestly don't remember. Maybe if I can find it later, I'll post my rejected contributions to this list. Oh, Internet! You are a grand forum for my narrow misses.