From the people who brought you:

BOMB HIDDEN ON A GREYHOUND BUS

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A SPECIAL KIND OF BULLET THAT ONLY KILLS VIRGINS

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TRAIN APPROACHING A DANGEROUSLY LOOSE SECTION OF TRACK

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THE TEACHER IS REALLY A VAMPIRE

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IF YOU LOOK AT THIS STATUE FOR TOO LONG YOU WILL GET HORNY

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ICE CREAM SECRETLY MADE OF BABY SKIN

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THE TERRORISTS WANT SOMETHING!

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ALL OF THESE TEENAGERS EXCEPT ONE WILL DIE AT THE HANDS OF A SERIAL KILLER SEEKING REVENGE ON THEIR WEALTHY, UNCARING PARENTS BECUASE THEY WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR APPROVING A GOVERNMENT-FUNDED DISPOSAL OF TOXIC WASTE ON THE SITE OF HIS POVERTY-STRICKEN TRAILER PARK WHICH KILLED HIS WHOLE FAMILY AND LEFT HIM HORRIBLY DISFIGURED AND HOMOCIDALLY VENGEFUL (ALSO, THE LONE SURVIVING TEENAGER WILL END UP IN A PADDED CELL AT A MENTAL INSTITUTION AT THE END, WITH A CRAZY LOOK IN HER EYES AND, IF ENOUGH PEOPLE SEE THIS MOVIE, SHE WILL PROBABLY BE THE KILLER IN THE SEQUEL)

comes the official trailer for...

SNAKES ON A PLANE! [with great apologies, i just discovered the trailer was taken down, no doubt the result of some studio pressure. i have changed the link to the official site, where the official trailer will surely be posted some day, and forever.]

[Special tremble.com bonus: my original S.O.A.P. post]