I never, ever in my life imagined I'd see this headline on the front page of The New York Times:

Bush Urges World Leaders to Halt Violence Over Cartoon

There is so much insanity in that headline that I think, if invaders from another planet were doing some reconnaissance work on planet Earth, and they saw that headline, they'd probably call off the invasion, figuring we were pretty well set to destroy ourselves and save them the energy and space bullets.