Here's a hint: make fun of Nazis onstage! Apparently, audiences hate those guys.

You can curl up next to your television, or send your TiVo to fetch it while you go out and take party drugs. Either way, tonight, at 11:30pm E.S.T., I will be appearing on Comedy Central's "Premium Blend. I am still trying to figure out where to watch the show, since my television set will be unplugged, and my cable box wrapped in packing tape, and my Premium Blend blazer stored in dry ice.