Happy Holidays, from my optometrist and me:

I'll be spending Christmas with my parents, wondering what to do. If you'd like, you can read about the Christmas Day I spent with my optometrist and his mother.
Here are the complete optometrist adventures, brought to you by tremble:
"Vision Obfuscated by Pork"
"How to Honor Your Country"
"How to Poison Yourself"
"How to Pick the Ponies"