Yes, tonight is How To Kick People and, yes, I'm officially giving only 2.5 hours notice. But that's long enough to drop your loaf of artisan bread and hop on a Concorde — YES I'M TALKING TO YOU, FRANCE — to see guests Victor Varnado, Paul Ford, and Von Von Von.

Plus, the first 50 people in attendance will receive an H2KP mix CD featuring some personal favorites from Bob & me & tonight's guests, plus rare and live recordings from past H2KP musical guests. We're pretty happy about that stuff, particularly because a couple of people were kind enough to donate music to us, just for the disc.

The show details are at www.howtokickpeople.com. There isn't much time, you know.