This Wednesday, July 27th, How to Kick People – the only comedy reading show in the world – will go down in a brand new venue in the East Village. We're curious to see how it works out, and we're having a hard time containing our excitement about the new space and all the promise it holds for America.

It's definitely a radical shift from our old digs. (Not a lot of people know this, but up until now we performed the show inside a homeless man's chest wound. We're very lucky to have grown as popular as we have, all things considered.) Nice seats, leather banquettes, conveniently located bathrooms, a (soon to be) operational bar, running water, a distinct absence of quiet desperation, and – I promise this time – NO MOLE PEOPLE. Gothamist just wrote something about the space, after checking it out – from the outside, anyway, which is precisely where THE MOLE PEOPLE WILL BE DURING OUR SHOW. This time we promise. Now you can be one of the first to see it from the inside, free of mole people. (No guarantees.)

Bob and I have also been up all night sleeplessly editing a video for Wednesday's show, so come say hello. Lookit –  here's all the information about the new showtime and venue:

WEDNESDAY, JULY 27th - HOW TO KICK PEOPLE: TO THE MAX!!
(the show with so much attitude it thinks you should take a picture 'cause it'll last longer, jackoff.)
with Bob Powers & Todd Levin
and featuring Allison Castillo, Rusty Ward, and Maura Madden

NEW SHOWTIME: 7:30 PM
NEW VENUE: MO PITKIN'S
NEW PRICE: $8
SAME WEB SITE: www.howtokickpeople.com

Dang, I'm tired.