It's so rare that I actually implore anyone, but today I must get to imploring. I implore you to attend this evening's performance of HOW TO KICK PEOPLE – it's our one-year anniversary, and we're celebrating it with a fancy tribute to people who make funny drawings. There will be live drawings, special performances, har hars, and some stuff that requires 3-D glasses.

Aw, fuck, you know what? Do what you want. I don't want to be a pain. But if what you want is to have your Pleasure Center exploded into a million pieces, maybe tonight's your night. Here are the insanely good details: