Welcome to Brooklyn, New York. Our ice cream man can bust your ice cream man's ass:

Incidentally, the words "Mister Softee" appeared nowhere on this truck, but people were still lined up as usual, buying the shit out of some fudge-ickles. And the ice cream man inside was pretty typical looking, apart from his kevlar bowtie.

[I don't mean to brag, but an acquaintance of mine wrote State Property 2, the Roca-Fella movie advertised on the back of the truck. Like its prequel, this movie stars Beanie Sigel. However, unlike the prequel, Beanie Sigel was incarcerated for the majority of State Property 2's production. Now that sells Nutty Buddies.]