If you can see this – because I can't – try to imagine me standing wide-legged, flipping the double-bird to my web hosting service, Dreamhost. For an Internet service provider, they have had an embarrassingly a spotty record of keeping my site, and many others, afloat at all times. They do, however, write the most adorable apology emails after my service has been down for hours, even days, at a time. I would love to complain to them personally, but their customer service site is down. Nice!