I realize this is apropos of nothing, but I was doing an image search with the following query - "van damme jew" - and found an excellent assortment of embarrassing images of Jean-Claude Van Damme. Like a photo of a Mexican dog in a dracula cape, these are far too precious to keep to myself. So here:

• Jean-Claude Van Damme salutes Bacchus
  
• Jean-Claude Van Damme enjoys a private moment
  
• Jean-Claude Van Damme understands the difference between tough and tender
  
• Jean-Claude Van Damme knows this move can't hurt anyone, but sometimes intimidation is the name of the game
  
• Jean-Claude Van Damme was a hero to all Jews
  
• As Jean-Claude Van Damme ages (gracefully), helicopter-kicking seems less and less a feasible solution to his problems
  
• "OK, Mr. Van Damme. Before I begin sketching, can you tell me if you have any hobbies?"
  
• Jean-Claude Van Damme and friend
  
• This is Pierre Van Damme - no relation
  
• And Art Van Damme - again, no relation