Who will win?

• Steve O vs. The Skullverizer
  
• Albert Minor vs. Mr. Homunculus
  
• Al Grimaldi vs. Nickelbag tha Ice-Grill Killa
  
• Textile Workers' Union Local #43 vs. The Death of French Cinema
  
• Stay at Home Mom vs. The King of Fissured Rock
  
• Logan's Run vs. Sharkey's Machine
  
• The Lord’s Prayer vs. 18-inch Stack of Illicit Pornography
  
• Christmas Day vs. Unexpected Dick Punch
  
• Home Cooking vs. Your Father’s Looming, Drunken Shadow
  
• Lil Wayne vs. Lil Zane vs. Lil Bow Wow vs. Lil Abner vs. Little House on the Prairie, special 2-part episode
  
• The Blue Danube vs. Dragonface
  
• Captain Nail Gun vs. Lost Love Letter
  
• Atomic Sit-Up vs. Indian Rope Burn
  
• Soft Kitten vs. Deathy!
  

(this has been a missy elliott EXCLUSIVE.)