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	  AGE: 15
	   
      grow convinced i am sexually impotent (despite a 24 hour, irrepressible 
      erection) until a shocking basement petting session with my girlfriend proves 
      me incredibly wrong. after that evening, i immediately conduct a series 
      of experiments in my parents' bathroom (often with the sink running) to 
      further disprove my impotence theory. 
	   
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