exhibit o

I have a TV. It's a huge TV, actually, but a smaller one would look weird where the TV is displayed (long story and, as you can probably imagine, not an interesting one). I can't watch TV. My building isn't wired for cable. and I can't get reception cause I don't have an antenna.

And I won't get an antenna because I think they're unsightly. I rest my case.

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